pesky-plumbers:

so not only does matpat use a new game by an indie team that has some similarities to undertale for click bait, he resorts to making up shitty excuses instead of properly apologizing before getting called out by the guy who made the game he loves to exploit so much.

is anyone surprised? no

doorstuck:

yourfavisawarcriminal:

the person reading this is a war criminal!

yourfavisawarcriminal:

Frank Reynolds is a war criminal!

fuckyeah2000s:

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

hazelgf:

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

cloudruler-old:

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

gucci-minh:

cobaltdays:

seraphsfire:

seraphsfire:

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

i have to do all the work around here

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

He had to fight his way to the top

tonyzaret:

So the film snobs are probably gonna jump all over me for this but I’ve actually never seen a   Movie

vrepit-salt:

just-shower-thoughts:

2019 is going to be the midpoint in 1969 to 2069.

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

jiitan:

What IS Going On? Can’t Farmers And Gamers Be Friends? 

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell them to give me all the money in the vault, or else I edit Bill Murray’s Wikipedia page. 12 SWAT guys come in and shoot me in the nuts when I ask the teller what the WiFi password is

sHIT